Two major tragedies have recently occurred in the world. The first being Libyan pilots, who decided that their loyalty to a deranged idiot who never did anything good for any of his people was stronger than the their sense of right and wrong, went ahead and bombed and strafed civilians with their fighter jets. The second calamity was that the Supreme Court decided that Reverend Phelps and his cult of complete douchebags is protected by the First Amendment when they protest the funerals of military service men and women.
Unfortunately, the Supreme Court was most likely right in their decision, but boundaries need to be made when interpreting free speech. After all, yelling “fire” in a crowded theater isn't worse that what these morons are doing. We have wiggle room and it should have been utilized.
So here is my solution to these problems. First we fill a casket full of rocks, drape an American flag over it. Next we put that casket out into the middle of the desert in Libya. We place a call to Reverend Phelps (I'm sure we could get Ian Murphy to work his magic again) and tell him that they are trying to avoid the word of God, spoken through you, of course, by holding a funeral out in the desert. I honestly don't think it would be too hard to fool this idiot, after all, he believes picketing funerals is Godly. His IQ has to register somewhere between Forrest Gump and a rock.
What we will then have is a bunch of people that the world would be better off without in the middle of the desert. Next we place another call (thanks again, Mr. Murphy) that there are unarmed civilians throwing shoes at pictures of Gadhafi and send them into action. Grab a cell phone and record a bunch of douchebags slaughtering a bunch of douchebags. It's guaranteed to go viral.
While I certainly don't condone to use of deadly force on anyone, this may be a case of two wrongs finally making a right. After all, anyone who is going to miss a member of the Westboro Baptist Church will be rotting out in the desert anyway.
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